riot-enby:

frackinsweet:

blondejean:

best fanfic tropes:

  • 'i guess we'll have to share the bed'
  • 'maybe we should pretend to date'
  • 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….'
  • 'my room mate is kind of hot?????'

You forgot

  • I can’t go alone to my ex’s wedding
  • Omg our car broke down in a snowstorm
  • Hot single dad hires broke babysitter
  • 'I fucking hate you let's make out'

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

tastefullyoffensive:

"You forgot to pick me up from practice!" [x]

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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Disney’s Peter Pan (1953)
motherfuckingkoala:

This is awkward