smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

shadowsonthehorizon:

The No Seatbelt Song - Brand New
just my edit
teganquinruinedmylife:

teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

Today is the day
myheadisloud:

A+ snapchats
'I think about you. But I don’t say it anymore.'
— Marguerite Duras, from Hiroshima, Mon Amour  (via forgettvble)

mrwilliewonka:

retepbocaj42:

williamshatnerds:

capecod-arabella:

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

so many concerts, wrong country

so many concerts, wrong decade.

no concerts

no money

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.