*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????
shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
sexual orientation: not u