the signs as criminals

trmanblck:

aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

whats cOler than coldy freeze

really cold!!!

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

i was fucking stoned as shit and feeling awful and barely remember even making this text post why in the hell does it have 9,000+ notes

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

zobb:

when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

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yasgawd:

bae be like

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

intensional:

me

thepizzagang:

So I’m watching Halloweentown High right…

And Marnie gets asked out by the guy right…

How cute???

His name is Cody…

Wait a second….

It can’t be…

DANDY??

NOOOO

HOW DID IT COME TO THIS CODY???

digimemory:

*watches one episode of ahs freak show*

me:

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